Here are the ten commandments of of men’s shoes, given from on high, to guide you. As an added bonus, I found the tablet that Mel Brooks dropped…so there are actually 15 commandments. So let it be written, so let it be done!
1.Thou shall buy quality shoes.
Good, well made, dress shoes can last many years, if cared for properly. A $150 pair can last 5 years, a $300 or more pair can last up to a decade. Sure its seems like your dropping a chunk of change when you buy them, but if you price it out over cost per wear, it beats the $39.99 cheapo specials, by miles.
2.Thy shoes shall match thy belt.
This is an old, timeworn rule. They don’t have to match exactly, so don’t go all O.C.D. with it. Get them reasonably close, and you’re on your way. A black belt with brown shoes, and vice versa, is always a bad idea. Don’t be that guy.
3.Thou shall own shoe trees.
Shoe tress can help you greatly prolong the life of your good shoes. Your feet perspire, the moisture finds it way to your shoes, and wears them out faster. Shoe trees absorb this moisture, and also preserve the shape of the shoes, making them look newer longer. Not wearing the same pair 2 days in a row, enhances this process further. Good shoe trees are made of cedar, and can be found at nearly all department stores. You can use them on your Nikes too, but the real value of these comes with using them on your dress shoes.
4.Thou shall have thy shoes shined.
Your nice shoes don’t look nearly half as nice, when they are scuffed and dull. A semi regular shoe shine helps preserve and protect the leather, as well as make you feel like a million bucks while getting them shined. Nordstrom’s is great for having a shoe shines readily available in the shoe department. I ALWAYS feel like the man, when getting a shoe shine, and the odds are that you will too. It’s an affordable luxury, nay…necessity for the well dressed man.
5.Thou shall not wear running shoes unless you are actually running.
Save the Nike trainers for the gym or trail. If you are looking for casual shoes, shoot for the Steve madden, or Diesel type refined sneakers. These kick up you fashion IQ a notch, and you may be mistaken for European. Girls do notice these over the normal type of sneakers, so make these your casual shoe standby.
6.Thou shall burn thy white socks.
This goes in conjunction with #5. The ONLY time you should be wearing white socks is at a white party. That’s it. How many of those do you go to, really? Load up on, black dress and ankle socks, brown, blue, and patterned socks.
7.Thou shall purchase shoes that fit properly.
Shoes that fit will wear in better, leave no blisters, be more comfortable, and generally last longer. If you need to get fitted for shoes, do so. Any decent shoe department can help you with this.
8.Thou shall match thy shoes to the occasion.
Leave the Mark Nason’s and Robert Wayne’s for after hours. They are not appropriate for work. Very few people can pull off sneakers with a suit, and the odds are against you being one of them. The dressier the occasion, the dressier the shoes. Keep sandals to beach duty, and DONT wear them with socks. EVER.
9.Thou shall own brown and black dress shoes.
Sometimes a certain color shoes looks better with certain colors. This also provides variety in your wardrobe, and keeps you from wearing the same shoes everyday, and shortening their lifespan. Try pairing khakis with black shoes and belt. Do as the Italian do, and pair that navy suit that every man owns, with brown shoes and a belt.
10.Thou shall use a shoehorn.
Don’t crease your shoes by forcing your heel into them — use a shoehorn. Some stores will give you one for free, and you can also use your belt, or a folded up piece of paper. As and added bonus, using a shoehorn will keep you from buying shoes that are too big. Oh, and your index fingers will thank you.
11.Thou shall own Oxfords.
Clean, lace-up, no buckles, buttons, medallions, etc. Buy as many pairs and styles as you want for any particular color, but always ensure you own a pair of classic Oxfords.
12.Thou shall wear Wingtips and tassels at your own risk.
Some guys can pull them off. But let’s be honest: are you one of those guys?
13.Thou shall buy leather, or other natural materials.
“Man made materials” does not mean that the kind people at the shoe factory decided against taking a person’s job away to give it to a robot. It means your shoes are made of plastic, will make your foot smell, and won’t last long. I’ve never experimented with the more exotic stuff like croc skin, so I can’t comment there.
14. Thou shall get thy shoes resoled.
Shoe repair/alteration/restoration stores. Find a good, reliable one, and stay away from big chains. Find a mom and pop shop with a good reputation This will save you tons of money in the long run. A shoe repair outlet allows you to put more money up front on high quality footwear.
Have you ever had a shoe with an upper still in perfect shape, but with holes in the outsole or heel? You can either throw them out and buy new ones, or take them to be resoled for much less money.
Are your new shoes just a little to snug? You can either let them slowly stretch over time and take the shape of your foot (with your feet taking the beating), or you can have them ready to wear overnight if you take them to a shop that can mount them on shoe stretchers.
15. Thou shall enlist a fashionable woman’s help.
Most women really do have an eye for what looks good on you. Enlist an impartial female, a spouse, or female friend to help you in this. The results will be worth it. We all know how most women are about shoes. A girls help will put you over the top.
A Few Good Men’s Pairs:
Allen Edmonds Men’s Soho Oxford (THE classic men’s dress shoe)
Diesel Men’s Runaway Lace Up (Euro Casual Cool)
Johnston & Murphy Men’s Runnell Chukka Boot
Clarks Men’s Axcel Shoe (Great loafers)
FRYE Men’s Harness Boot (Wicked Moto Boots)
What say you? What are YOUR shoe commandments?
A special BIG thanks to Daniel R, I couldn’t have done it without your input. Thanks also to Steve, Ana, Tory, and Gary who contributed to the article.
If you liked this one, see The Ten Commandments of Men’s Denim
(P.S. Stay tuned for the Ten Commandments of Men’s Suits)
Related posts: